SOCK PUPPET THEORY: The Unhinged Rants of a Frustrated Prophet
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The Sock Puppet Theory Primer
According to our esteemed prophet, the sock puppet theory is a complex system of interconnected socks, each representing a different aspect of human nature. It's a delicate balance of yarn, thread, and existential dread.
Key tenets of the theory include:
- Every sock has a purpose, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.
- The perfect sock-to-foot ratio is 1:1, no more, no less.
- Lost socks are the manifestation of humanity's deepest fears and desires.
Explore the depths of the Sock Puppet Theory:
- Socks in Time - A journey through the fabric of time and the consequences of losing a sock.
- Socks as Scapegoats - The age-old tradition of blaming one's socks for all of life's problems.
- Socks in Plain Sight - An exploration of the societal implications of wearing matching socks.